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Real Homeschool Mothers

Real Homeschool Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it.

Real Homeschool Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.

Real Homeschool Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids.

Real Homeschool Mothers know that dried playdough doesn't come out of shag carpet.

Real Homeschool Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up.

Real Homeschool Mothers sometimes ask "why me?" and get their answer when a little voice says, "because I love you best."

Real Homeschool Mothers know that a child's growth is not measured by height or years or grade ... It is marked by the progression of Mama to Mommy to Mom.

Shouldn't You Be In School?
Shouldn't You Be In School?
by Angelina Hart
This book strikes a humorous chord with all of us that attempt to find creative ways of answering, ignoring, overlooking, informing, defending or explaining our situation when that inevitable question comes our way.
 
Get Thee to a Punnery
by Richard, Lederer
A fun way to laugh while learning parts of speech in order to pun.
 

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