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Proverbs: Homeschooling Kids' Versions

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. Here are the results:

As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You . . . Mess It Up.

Better Be Safe Than . . . Punch A 5th Grader.

Strike While The . . . Bug Is Close.

It's Always Darkest Before . . . Daylight Savings Time.

Never Under Estimate The Power Of . . . Termites.

You Can Lead A Horse To Water But . . . How?

Don't Bite The Hand That . . . Looks Dirty.

No News Is . . . Impossible.

A Miss Is As Good As A . . . Mr.

If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll . . . Stink In The Morning.

Love All, Trust . . . Me

The Pen Is Mightier Than The . . . Pigs.

An Idle Mind Is . . . The Best Way To Relax.

Where There's Smoke, There's . . . Pollution.

Happy Is The Bride Who . . . Gets All The Presents!

A Penny Saved Is . . . Not Much.

Two's Company, Three's . . . The Musketeers.

Don't Put Off Tomorrow What . . . You Put On To Go To Bed.

Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And.... You Have To Blow Your Nose.

Children Should Be Seen And Not . . . Spanked Or Grounded.

If At First You Don't Succeed . . . Get New Batteries.

You Get Out Of Something What You . . . See Pictured On The Box.

When The Blind Leadeth The Blind . . . Get Out Of The Way.