Milpitas Mom's Favorite Jokes
On a package of bread-pudding mix
Product will be hot after heating.
On the bottom of a container of prepared
(and delicate) tiramisu
Do not turn upside down.
Among the instructions with an iron
Do not iron clothes on body.
On a bottle of children's cough syrup
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On the bottle of an over-the-counter
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
With a kitchen knife
Warning: Keep out of children.
With a string of Christmas lights
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a package of peanuts
Warning: Contains nuts.
On another package of peanuts
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
In some chain saw instructions
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Among instructions for a glue that required
the combining of a powder and a liquid catalyst
Stir 20 seconds. Use a watch.