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The HTML Song

to the tune of "YMCA"

Programs, that's what we like to write,
I said programs, we stay up half the night
Writing programs, 'cause if you want a site
On the World-Wide Web you need a
 
Home page. Put the coolest stuff in
To your home page. Folks will say, "Hey, I've been
To your home page!" But before you begin
You must learn a whole new language.
 
You've got to code it in H T M L.
You've got to code it in H T M L.
It's a great little set of the neatest tools yet
For exploiting the Internet.
It's fun to code using H T M L.
It's fun to code using H T M L.
You can now interface with the whole human race
From your own niche in cyberspace.
 
Hot links from one site to the next,
You add hot links when you use hypertext.
So with hot links, stay cool, don't get perplexed.
Then to surf the web you must have
 
Netscape. That's the browser to use.
I said Netscape, it's all over the news.
So with Netscape, you'll be sure you can't lose.
But it all goes back to one thing...
 
You've got to code it in H T M L.
You've got to code it in H T M L.
It's a great little set of the neatest tools yet
For exploiting the Internet.
It's fun to code using H T M L.
It's fun to code using H T M L.
You can now interface with the whole human race
From your own niche in cyberspace.
 
Letters, use them all, A through Z.
Take those letters, like TCP/IP,
Add more letters: CGI, FTP.
And a U R L is like an
 
Address. You type, "HTTP
Colon slash slash", then add "W 3
Dot, et cet'ra", and eventually
You'll find you're a real web master!
 
Because you coded in H T M L.
Because you coded in H T M L.
It's a great little set of the neatest tools yet
For exploiting the Internet.
It's fun to code using H T M L.
It's fun to code using H T M L.
You can now interface with the whole human race
From your own niche in cyberspace.

H T M L ... H T M L ...

--Author unknown.