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Christmas Carole Quiz

These are the names of well-known Christmas songs, rewritten in PC (pretty convoluted). If you like puzzles, try to decipher them. If not, just get a chuckle from matching up the translations!

Example: Heavenly beings at extreme altitudes my associates and I perceived auditory stimulus emanating from.

Translation: "Angels we have heard on high"

 

  1. Sir Lancelot with severe laryngitis
  2. Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres
  3. Vehicular homicide was committed on Dad's mom by a precipitous darling
  4. Wanted in late December: top forward incisors
  5. The apartment of two psychiatrists
  6. The lad is a diminutive percussionist
  7. I exclaim, a member of the round table with missing areas
  8. Decorate the entryways
  9. Cup-shaped instruments fashioned of a whitish metallic element
  10. Oh small Israel urban center
  11. Far off in a hay bin
  12. Kong, Lear, and Nat Cole ...that's us!
  13. Duodecimal enumeration of the passage of the Yuletide season
  14. Leave and broadcast from an elevation
  15. Our fervent hope is that you thoroughly enjoy your Yuletide season
  16. Listen, the winged heavenly messengers are proclaiming tunefully
  17. As the guardians of the woolly animals protected their charges in the dark hours
  18. I beheld a trio of nautical vessels moving in this direction
  19. Jubilation to the entire terrestrial globe
  20. Do you perceive the same vibrations which stimulate my auditory sense organ?
  21. A joyful song of reverence relative to hollow metallic vessels which vibrate and bring forth a ringing sound when struck
  22. Parent was observed osculating a red-coated unshaven teamster
  23. May the Deity bestow an absence of fatigue to mild male humans
  24. Rose-colored uncouth dolf is aware of the nature of precipitation, darling. (Tricky)

Translations (with links)