Milpitas Mom's Favorite Jokes
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter:
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"
And this wide-eyed little 3 yr. old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "BUD."
[Note: the "BUD" link goes to an article about how the Budweiser Beer Company is aiming their advertising at kids, even as young as 3 years old!]