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What Does The Frog Say?

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter:

Mother: "What does the cow say?"

Child: "Moo!"

Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"

Child: "Meow."

Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"

And this wide-eyed little 3 yr. old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "BUD."

 

[Note: the "BUD" link goes to an article about how the Budweiser Beer Company is aiming their advertising at kids, even as young as 3 years old!]