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You've heard of MENSA the group for geniuses with IQ's of 140 and above? Well this test is similar, it's from DENSA and it's a lot more fun.

Give it a try: Write down or remember your answers and DON'T CHEAT!!!!! Click on "Answer" if stumped.

- Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes/No

Answer ________ - How many birthdays does the average man have?

Answer ________ - Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

Answer ________ - How many outs are there in an inning?

Answer ________ - Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's
sister? Yes/No

Answer ________ - Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

Answer ________ - If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you
have?

Answer ________ - A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every
half an hour. How many minutes would the pills last?

Answer ________ - A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

Answer ________ - How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

Answer ________ - A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he
weigh?

Answer ________ - How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

Answer ________ - A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country
do you bury the survivors?

Answer ________ - What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents
if one of the coins is a quarter?

Answer ________