## Milpitas Mom's Favorite Jokes |

**All Jokes - Alphabetically**

**Amazing Facts**

**Animals**

**Computing**

**Education**

**Family Life **

**Holiday Jokes**

**Homeschooling**

**Kids**

**Men**

**Milpitas**

**Money**

**Online Life**

**On the Job**

**Philosophical**

**Politics**

**Religion**

**Women**

You've heard of MENSA the group for geniuses with IQ's of 140 and above? Well this test is similar, it's from DENSA and it's a lot more fun.

Give it a try: Write down or remember your answers and DON'T CHEAT!!!!! Hover over "Answer" if stumped.

- Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes/No Answer ________
- How many birthdays does the average man have? Answer ________
- Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? Answer ________
- How many outs are there in an inning? Answer________
- Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Yes/No Answer ________
- Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? Answer ________
- If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? Answer ________
- A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour. How many minutes would the pills last? Answer ________
- A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? Answer ________
- How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? Answer ________
- A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh? Answer ________
- How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? Answer ________
- A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country do you bury the survivors? Answer ________
- What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter? Answer ________