Milpitas Mom's Favorite Jokes
"How come you're late?" asks the principal as the educator walks in the door.
"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute."
"What did you do?" asks the principal.
"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"