Milpitas Mom's Favorite Jokes
A large family, with seven children, moved to a new city. They were having a difficult time finding an apartment to live in. Many apartments were large enough, but the landlords objected to the large family.
After several days of searching, the father asked the mother to take the four younger children to visit the cemetery while he took the older three to find an apartment.
After they had looked most of the morning they found a place that was just right.
Then the landlord asked the usual question: "How many children do you have?"
The father answered with a deep sigh, "Seven... but four are with their dear mother in the cemetery."
He got the apartment!