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What You Can Learn From Your Dog

If we paid attention to our dog, we would learn stuff like...

1. When loved ones come home, always hurry to greet them.
2. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a ride.
3. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
4. When it's in your best interest -- practice obedience.
5. Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
6. Take naps and stretch before rising.
7. Run, romp, and play daily.
8. Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
9. Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do.
10. On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
11. On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
12. When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
13. No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout... run right back and make friends.