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  1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I:
    The Mop
  2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II:
    The Sponge
  3. Dressing Up:
    Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding
  4. Refrigerator Forensics:
    Identifying and Removing the Dead
  5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?:
    You CAN Tell the Difference!
  6. Accepting Loss -I:
    If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away
  7. Accepting Loss -II:
    If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back
  8. Going to the Supermarket:
    It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
  9. Recycling Skills I:
    Boxes that the Electronics Came In
  10. Recycling Skills II:
    Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In
  11. Bathroom Etiquette I:
    How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink
  12. Bathroom Etiquette II:
    Let's Wash Those Towels!
  13. Bathroom Etiquette III:
    Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!
  14. Giving Back to the Community:
    How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill
  15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?:
    Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts
  16. No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves:
    Knowing the 4 Limitations of Your Kitchenware
  17. Romance:
    More Than a Cable Channel!
  18. Strange But True!:
    She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means
  19. Going Out to Dinner:
    Beyond the Pizza Hut
  20. Expand Your Entertainment Options:
    Selecting movies that don't star John Wayne or Clint Eastwood on TV
  21. Yours, Mine, and Ours:
    Sharing the Remote
  22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!":
    Why Women Laugh
  23. Adventures in Housekeeping I:
    Let's Clean the Closet
  24. Adventures in Housekeeping II:
    Let's Clean Under the Bed
  25. "I Don't Know":
    Be the First Man to Say It!
  26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car:
    Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
  27. Directions:
    It's Okay to Ask for Them
  28. Listening:
    It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
  29. Accepting Your Limitations:
    Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It