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Christmas Riddles

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?

It's true... Comet cleans sinks!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas Eve

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?

Claustophobic

What is special about the Christmas alphabet?

It has NO EL

What do elves learn in homeschool?

The Elf-abet

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

Missle-toe

Why are Christmas trees like people who can't knit?

They both drop their needles.

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?

Anything you want. He can't hear you!

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very fancy hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?

Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!

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