Milpitas Mom's Favorite Jokes
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
What do elves learn in homeschool?
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Why are Christmas trees like people who can't knit?
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very fancy hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?