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On the Job
Ten Ways You Know Your Internet Connection
is a Little Slow
- Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code.
- Graphics arrive via FedEx.
- You believe a heavier string might improve your connection.
- You post a message to your favorite newsgroup and it displays
a week later.
- Your credit card expires while ordering online.
- ESPN Web site exhibits "Heisman Trophy Winner"...for
- You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new
- Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds like Forrest
- You receive e-mails with stamps on them.
- When you click the "Send" button, a little door
opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.