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Computer Proverbs
- Home is where you hang your @.
- The email of the species is more deadly than the mail.
- A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
- You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
- Great groups from little icons grow.
- Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
- In some places, C:\ is the root of all directories.
- Oh, what a tangled Website we weave when first we practice.
- Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish.
- The modem is the message.
- Too many clicks spoil the browse.
- The geek shall inherit the earth.
- Don't byte off more than you can view.
- Fax is stranger than fiction.
- What boots up, must come down.
- Windows will never cease.
- Virtual reality is its own reward.
- Modulation in all things.
- Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to
use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
- There's no place like your homepage.
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