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McCain's Acceptance Speech Blooper

You probably read McCain's acceptance speech, this but did you really READ it?

Maybe you have to be a mother or an editor to find yourself rolling on the floor over this blooper!

"We believe everyone has something to contribute and deserves the opportunity to reach their God-given potential from the boy whose descendants arrived on the Mayflower to the Latina daughter of migrant workers. We're all God's children and we're all Americans."

I don't know about you, but my three DESCENDANTS all arrived in the last 7-36 years the natural way, and were each brought home in a car. My ANCESTORS on the other hand, did arrive in America on ships.