Bad Mistakes On Resumes
"Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting."
My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically.
Construction Tongue Twister
Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.
Equal Employment Opportunity
Help Wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and MUST be bilingual.
Planning the Company Holiday Party
I'm happy to inform you that the office Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the banquet room at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue.
Top 21 Signs That You Work in Milpitas
Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
When Riding a Dead Horse
When you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.