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Biggest Lies
Campaign financing has nothing to do with how I vote.

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?
One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed, ...

Life As An American
We will work hard on a farm so we can move into Milpitas where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm.

McCain's Acceptance Speech Blooper
"We believe everyone has something to contribute and deserves the opportunity to reach their God-given potential from the boy whose descendants arrived on the Mayflower to the Latina daughter of migrant workers.

On the Revelation of William Bennett's Gambling Habit
Bill Bennett told a grateful nation,
'Be moral. Just resist temptation.'

Outsourcing of Jobs Reaches the President
Congress today announced that the Office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to overseas interests as of June 30th, the end of this fiscal year.

Second Presidential Debate
Welcome to the second presidential debate between Vice President Al Gore and Gov. George W. Bush.

Warranty Card on Purchased Government Official [tm]
Dear Special Interest, Congratulations on the purchase of your genuine Government Official [tm].

Why Problems At Airports
You know why there are so many problems and delays at airports these days, right?