Advice For Married Women: Then and Now
Just leave him a voice mail message regarding where you'd like
to eat and at what time.
Basic Pregnancy Questions
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Buying Swimwear
I have just been through the annual pilgrimage of torture and
humiliation known as buying a bathing costume.
How many women with PMS does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Mom Song
What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds. Sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe.
The Mommy Test
How do mommys know all those things?
Mother: Do You Know What One Is?
"I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child Development
and Human Relations."
Mother's Dictionary
Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do
everything we say.
No Cookies, No Candy, No Gum
Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through;
don't be upset. It won't be long.
