Dear Santa, I've been a good Mom all
year
If you don't mind, I could also use a few Christmas miracles
to brighten the holiday season. Would it be too much trouble
to declare ketchup a vegetable?
Holiday Jokes
Two women meet at a playground
Two women meet at a playground, where their children are swinging
and playing ball. The women are sitting on a bench watching.
Eventually, they begin to talk.
Homeschooling
God is Missing. We're in Trouble!
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents
know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the
two boys are probably involved.
Religion
Homeschooling Boys
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh",
it's already too late.
Homeschooling
Cat Haikus
The food in my bowl
Is old, and more to the point
Contains no tuna.
Animals
Old Dog Comes By For A Nap
One afternoon, a woman was in her back yard hanging the laundry
when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard.
Animals
How many members of the Bush Administration
are needed to change a light bulb?
One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed, ...
Politics
Construction Tongue Twister
Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which
made Soar sore.
On the Job
Public Schools - A Definition
A place of detention for children placed in the care of teachers...
who are afraid of the principal,...
Education
Old, Stale Jokes
All past jokes in alphabetical order, uncatagorized.
